PS: Oh, duh. The market closes at 4:00, not 4:30. So my plea to start daylight savings time was already late.
Monday, October 6, 2008
End The Crash Right Now!
Since we've all gotten pretty comfortable with the idea that the government will have a big role to play in all this, and our world is getting turned upside down anyway, why not some really immediate action: start daylight savings time now. Like, right now. Now now. This second. That'll make it just about 4:20--a famously good time to take a break--and will give the market just ten more minutes of freefall for the day.